Colorado River: The Sky is Falling, Again

by Greg Walcher on May 2, 2025

Every year for the past 25, at least, negotiating teams for the seven states on the Colorado River have worked to overcome a new crisis, invariably driven by two entities: the State of California and the federal Bureau of Reclamation (BOR). For a quarter-century, those teams have responded to federal pressure based on the dubious theory that an ongoing drought, and a resulting decline in the river’s flow, somehow changed the law and gave BOR authority to ignore the Interstate Compact.

Not once has the federal agency ever acknowledged the government’s own role in reducing the river’s flow, by neglecting to manage thirsty invasive species like tamarisk, and especially by allowing national forests to become so overgrown that much of the snow never makes it to the river. It is easier simply to demand that everyone use less water. But that assumes an authority BOR does not have, under any law, to make such demands.

Yet here we are again, the states trying to reach yet another agreement, with an arbitrary May deadline imposed by BOR, to replace the current drought plan which expires in two years. Headlines across the West warn, “States have mere weeks to reach water agreement.” As in previous years, BOR threatens to take control of the river away from the states and impose its own solution if they don’t come up with an “acceptable” plan.

Here’s the problem: BOR owns and operates dams and reservoirs, but it does not own the water in the river, nor does it have any authority to decide how that water is distributed. Colorado River water is allocated according to a complex set of interstate compacts and agreements known collective as the “law of the river,” based on the underlying 1922 Interstate Compact and the 1948 Upper Basin Compact, both of which were written by the states and ratified by Congress, superseding other statutes and regulations. My own copy is a heavily dog-eared three-ring binder that I have read and re-read for years, never yet finding a single paragraph that includes the words, “unless there is a drought, in which case the BOR may ignore the compact.”

The new Administration needs to rein in the BOR and return management decisions on western water to those states, as intended. The fact that BOR owns the dams at places like Blue Mesa and Flaming Gorge does not give it legal authority to arbitrarily drain those lakes, send the water to Lake Powell so it can replenish Lake Mead and provide more water for California. That state has been using far more than its entitled share for decades, and the Upper Basin states of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, and New Mexico have no remaining reason to be sympathetic.

California has 800 miles of coastline on the world’s largest body of water. It does not need the Colorado River. Governor Gavin Newsom’s highly-touted state water plan includes desalinization projects, but the infamous California Coastal Commission recently killed the one large project that had been in the works for 20 years, demonstrating that the state is not serious about solving its water problem. The recent catastrophic forest fires revealed that its own reservoirs had been emptied to enhance fish habitat, driving an even larger wedge between California and the Upper Basin states – which were never consulted about those decisions.

Now that the states are all back at the table trying to find an agreement to satisfy BOR, the Lower Basin states of California, Arizona, and Nevada – as always – are pointing the finger upstream. Those states welcomed Interior Secretary Doug Burgum by immediately raising the Colorado River issue and – as always – looking for under-used Colorado water to solve their problem. Their welcome letter to Burgum accused BOR of ignoring the alternative they had suggested. And what was their suggestion? “Some combination of straightforward engineering fixes, moving water to Lake Powell from upstream reservoirs when necessary, and temporary reductions in Upper Basin use.”

Upper Basin states must draw a line in the sand. BOR wants the Upper Basin to voluntarily “conserve” half-a-million acre-feet a year (“conserve” meaning to send the water downstream), an option those states should flatly reject. Water conservation is a choice they may make, but BOR has no power to require it.

That idea should never have been floated in the first place, Upper Basin states should never have acknowledged it, and they should meet this artificial May deadline with an icy insistence that California first produce a reasonable plan to solve its own water problem.

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Washington Monument Syndrome Finally Cured

by Greg Walcher on April 25, 2025

The Washington Monument, Washington, D.C.’s most recognizable landmark, attracted over 2 million visitors in 1966, 1 million in 1994, and less than 250,000 by 2024. The National Park Service’s timed ticket system makes visiting the Monument much harder for travelers, and the iconic structure is closed so often that it has become a symbol of government arrogance, a laughingstock among tour guides. “Why have they closed the Washington Monument? Because they can.”

Closing the landmark to visitors has long been a favorite strategy for park officials to pressure Congress into providing more money. It is so common that it has a name in the dictionary: The “Washington Monument Syndrome.” Wikipedia defines it as “the phenomenon of government agencies in the United States cutting the most visible or appreciated service provided by the government when faced with budget cuts.”

It has been going on since 1969 when Park Service Director George Hartzog closed both the Washington Monument and the Grand Canyon for two days a week because of “budget cuts.” The public was outraged and Hartzog was fired, but his strategy worked. Congress restored funding, and closing the Washington Monument has been a tried-and-proven tactic ever since. It was closed during every temporary government shutdown, at least 12 times since 1990, and more than 25 times for repairs that take weeks, months, and sometimes years, such as a two-year closure to update the elevator in 2017-2018 – all tactics to get more money from Congress.

Every new Administration starts with a golden opportunity to change that tone, by simply making a guaranteed-popular announcement that the public is now welcome, even encouraged, to visit their national parks, monuments, and historic sites. They usually don’t, but it is precisely what new Interior Secretary Doug Burgum did.

His order requires that all national parks remain open despite staffing changes and some reductions, absent special approval from the Park Service Director. “This order is intended to ensure that all national parks and national historic sites, which are managed by the Department of the Interior, remain open and accessible for the benefit and enjoyment of the American people and to ensure that the National Park Service will provide the best customer service experience for all visitors,” Burgum wrote. In other words, popular parks and monuments may not be closed as a tool for fighting the staffing and budget changes.

One might think everyone would be relieved, if not downright enthusiastic, that the public’s ability to visit their national parks will be protected as the agency’s core mission. But not everyone is. One environmental industry official immediately branded the order as “reckless and out of touch.” She said closure decisions should be based on weather, maintenance, and especially “staffing levels,” and suggested local park rangers ought to be allowed to close a park anytime they wish. She called any requirement for approval from the boss “micromanagement.” I call it management.

Much ado about the “staffing levels” at the National Park Service, which have fluctuated between 15,000 and 22,000 for over 60 years. The agency had about 20,000 employees last year, which has been reduced about 1,000 by President Trump’s layoff of seasonal and short-term probationary employees. All of them were new, but the career employees are hopping mad about it, because more staff and turf is always a source of status in their world.

At least one report quoted employees saying the reductions will mean “fewer workers will be available to collect entrance fees, clean toilets, or help with search and rescue operations.” There’s a spoiler if you plan to visit national parks this year – because they weren’t allowed to close the park, the toilets might be dirty. The Assn. of National Park Rangers warned that its ability “to protect the lands and ensure they remain accessible to everyone” may be compromised. Burgum has now ensured that the parks will in fact “remain accessible to everyone.” They can make their case to the White House and Congress for more funding, but they may not bolster that case by closing the Washington Monument or the Grand Canyon.

In 2013 they tried to enlist public support by closing the outdoor open-air World War II Memorial. It could only be closed by bringing in heavy barriers and fences, which cost thousands of dollars and angered veterans. The move backfired, and today park officials are learning that they must find a new strategy. The public isn’t buying that one anymore, so at least for the time being, Washington Monument Syndrome has been cured.

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